Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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