I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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