even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
no you cant smoke seaweed
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I'm both gender and math confused
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