sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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