I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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