i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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