you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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