Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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