he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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