I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I hope mine doesn't look like that
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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