When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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