I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Drake has all the answers
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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