i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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