i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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