IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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