I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
it's great music for shaving your balls
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
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