yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
