I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
My vagina is officially offended.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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