Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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