Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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