I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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