Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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