My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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