you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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