I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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