K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Is this like a preordered booty call?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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