Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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