Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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