come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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