I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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