I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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