Fine. I'll sleep in my office
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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