Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Boobs speak an international language.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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