nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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