are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I intend to get homeless drunk
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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