This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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