I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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