Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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