Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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