Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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