he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
i need some magic done to my vagina
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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