I looked at my own cervix.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
