no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I have grass duct taped all over my body
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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