He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
do nipples grow back?
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