I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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