why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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