He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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