You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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