Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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