I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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