she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I wish i was in the wii world.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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