i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
How naked do you want me to be?
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