we have pet lesbian snakes
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
The uberlube is also flammable
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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