All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Even my vagina gasped.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
True college students do jello shots in the library
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